Death by Creep

giffmemanafakingkotol:

P Fizzle - Gin and Jukes

With so many games of dota played
it’s hard to imagine I would still get slayed
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with new ways to feed like every single day
May I, kick a few scrubs from the team (yeah)
And, get some new friends tocarry me (yeah!) through
Two in the mornin and the dota’s still jumpin
Cause my wife ain’t home
I got dudes in my twitch chat linking some porn
And, shane be playing til six in the morning (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a locker full of strats and one might be good
So get ready to scream your head off
But (but what) you’ve got kids pflax
So what? they can look after themselves
it’s like sparta, bitch, throw the shit ones down the well

Chorus: repeat 2X

Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES
kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime]

Verse Two:

Now, that, I got me another gin
I died yet again so I had time to get in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
I’m afk in base when it’s respawn time
but everything is fine when you lane with the fizzle P
I got the wards and the courier got sick ass wings
no-one listens to the words I speak
so I take another drink and I fall out my seat
And start complaining to this bitch named shane (shane?)
he’s a greedy bald cunt and he takes mid lane
i’m 0-15, when I tell that bitch please
get up off your arse and come and gank these
At ease, he’s my son in real life, accidentally
and we’re just

Chorus

Verse Three:

Later on that day
My homey refleksy came online and he wants to play
and we set to slay
got some more gin and tonic like tails and sonic
shit this aint no joke
I’m in the trench on the dotabuff, way way down
laning with these idiots, I’m fucked up now
But I don’t blame flax, I ignore the facts
blame team shout loud win game blame hax
fuck you, I hate this game
Cause when I die ten times it’s a fucking shame
Don’t get upset p, that’s just how it goes
I don’t love you dotes, I’m out the do’
And I’ll be

Chorus

Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES
kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime]
Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES
kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime]
Queuing US East, playin dota, sippin on gin and JUKES
kendricks [with some slimline tonic and a splash of lime]

milligan-vick:

Alyona as Vengeful Spirit

photo by me

autolockpudge:

Two days late, but still really cute :D

autolockpudge:

Two days late, but still really cute :D

autolockpudge:

Two days late, but still really cute :D

autolockpudge:

Two days late, but still really cute :D

renic:

Dotaboss - The Key of Destiny (by hybridizedstudios)